Cabinet of Orthopteroid Curiosities

For all your polyneoptera paraphernalia
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There are numerous sites that give wonderful amounts of genuine scientific knowledge about orthopteroid insects, but so far none dedicated to the lighter side. This site is dedicated to redressing that deficit.

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Latest Jokes

How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Can't tell, when the light goes on, they scatter.
Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bar tender says to him, "Hey we have drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Murry?"
Why would you swallow a grasshopper?
So you could have internal locust of control.
What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?
A grasshopper with hiccups.
What do you get when you cross a praying mantis with a termite?
A bug that says grace before eating your house.

Latest Other Stuff

Grashopper Mask

From Etsy: Leather Grasshopper Mask

via Heather Bonney

Plates from Wonders of the Insect World by Edmund Selous.

I picked up a copy of this book from the Sanctuary Book Shop in Lyme Regis. Orthopterous plates are reproduced below.

The front of this copy has a book plate indicating it was awarded as a prize in July 1914 from The Lickey Hills School.

Mild winter brings no moral lesson for lazy grasshopper

Comical post from The Daily Mash: Mild winter brings no moral lesson for lazy grasshopper

The Midsummer Chronophage

Clock built using a grasshopper escapement on display at the Science Museum. The "demonic" creature on the top represents a time-eating grasshopper


Scan of postcard featuring the chronophage bought at the Science Museum.

Pretty pictures
Egyptian Mantids

Praying mantis from the Tomb of Hesi at Saqqara) from Evans, 2004 (also attached below).






Cockroaches on the radio waves

Judith Marshall talks cockroaches on XFM with Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington.

Shame they got her name wrong.....

Phil Bragg talks Cockroaches

Terminex Live Cockroach Billboard

See the article at Dallas Observer: Clearly, The Most Popular Billboard in Dallas Today is the One Filled With Living Cockroaches


Image by Jesse Sidlauskas

The Grashopper, Amsterdam Cigarette Lighter

In the collection of Ed Baker. Gift from Geoff Martin.

Originally at: Flickr.